F*ck Tennis Play Padel Water Bottle | LobStory

F*ck Tennis Play Padel Water Bottle

A breakup letter to tennis, written in spray paint and filled with cold water.

You gave tennis years of lessons, lonely baseline rallies and serves nobody could return, including you. Then padel handed you walls, a partner to share the blame and a bar ten steps from the court. This bottle says what every convert thinks, in drippy graffiti lettering with a tennis ball standing in for the one letter we won't print. It holds 950 ml, so your water outlasts two hours of proving you made the right call.

Double-walled stainless steel, 950 ml, foldable straw lid and rotating handle, made to order. Play hard. Drink cold.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Material: Double-walled, vacuum-insulated stainless steel with a glossy finish
• Graphic: F*CK TENNIS PLAY PADEL graffiti drip lettering with tennis ball detail
• Capacity & size: 950 ml (32 oz), 25.2 cm tall, 9 cm diameter
• Lid & handle: Plastic lid with wide-mouth foldable straw and rotating carry handle; anti-slip patch included
• Made to order: Crafted for you, not sitting in a warehouse

A 950 ml bottle with a 9 cm body, built for the court bench and the padel bag rather than the cup holder. It's wider than most standard car cup holders, so plan accordingly.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Hand wash recommended to protect the graphic
• Use warm water and mild detergent, no bleach
• Clean the straw and lid separately with a straw brush
• Avoid abrasive sponges on the printed surface
• Not microwave safe; do not freeze
• Air dry fully with the lid off before closing

Your first padel booking after quitting the tennis club, league nights with other converts, or the bench where you explain the switch to anyone who asks.

FAQ

What is this water bottle made of?
Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation and a glossy finish. The lid is plastic with a wide-mouth foldable straw, and the bottle comes with a rotating handle and an anti-slip patch.

How big is it, and will it last through a full match?
It holds 950 ml (32 oz), stands 25.2 cm tall and is 9 cm wide. That's enough water for a typical 90-minute to two-hour booking without a refill run.

Does LobStory ship worldwide?
Yes. EU orders typically arrive in 5–10 business days, international in 7–14 business days. Free EU shipping on orders over €50. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout.

Is this a good gift for someone who switched from tennis to padel?
It's made for exactly that person. They get a bottle that works through every match, and the design says out loud what they've been telling their old tennis partners for months.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nikola Nowak ensures all LobStory products meet EU safety standards.
Contact: info@lobstory.eu | Madalinskiego 42/111, 02-540 Warsaw, Poland

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