What In The F*ck Is Court-Life Balance? Water Bottle | LobStory

What In The F*ck Is Court-Life Balance? Water Bottle

Work-life balance was never the goal; you just needed more court time.

Your calendar says meetings, your group chat says 7 p.m. booking, and somehow the court always wins. Rest days get renamed "drills only," and every free evening turns into one more set. This bottle asks the one question every padel addict has stopped trying to answer. It holds 950 ml, which is about the only balanced thing in your week.

Double-walled stainless steel, 950 ml, foldable straw lid and rotating handle, made to order. Play hard. Drink cold.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Material: Double-walled, vacuum-insulated stainless steel with a glossy finish
• Graphic: WHAT IN THE F*CK IS COURT-LIFE BALANCE? bold typography
• Capacity & size: 950 ml (32 oz), 25.2 cm tall, 9 cm diameter
• Lid & handle: Plastic lid with wide-mouth foldable straw and rotating carry handle; anti-slip patch included
• Made to order: Crafted for you, not sitting in a warehouse

A 950 ml bottle with a 9 cm body, built for the court bench and the padel bag rather than the cup holder. It's wider than most standard car cup holders, so plan accordingly.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Hand wash recommended to protect the graphic
• Use warm water and mild detergent, no bleach
• Clean the straw and lid separately with a straw brush
• Avoid abrasive sponges on the printed surface
• Not microwave safe; do not freeze
• Air dry fully with the lid off before closing

Lunch-break matches squeezed between calls, back-to-back evening bookings, or the office desk where it quietly announces your real priorities.

FAQ

What is this water bottle made of?
Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation and a glossy finish. The lid is plastic with a wide-mouth foldable straw, and the bottle comes with a rotating handle and an anti-slip patch.

How big is it, and will it last through a full match?
It holds 950 ml (32 oz), stands 25.2 cm tall and is 9 cm wide. That's enough water for a typical 90-minute to two-hour booking without a refill run.

Does LobStory ship worldwide?
Yes. EU orders typically arrive in 5–10 business days, international in 7–14 business days. Free EU shipping on orders over €50. Shipping costs are calculated at checkout.

Can I use this bottle at work as well as on court?
Absolutely. The insulation keeps drinks cold at your desk just as well as on the bench, and the foldable straw handles both video calls and changeovers. Just know your colleagues will read the question.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Nikola Nowak ensures all LobStory products meet EU safety standards.
Contact: info@lobstory.eu | Madalinskiego 42/111, 02-540 Warsaw, Poland

Find your sweet spot at lobstory.eu

Size guide